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听笑话学英语:the thirteenth floor 13楼
The second one said,"But we're on the thirteenth floor!" 第二个说：“但是我们在13楼啊!” -
听笑话学英语:A snail 一只蜗牛
A snail crossing the road was run over by a turtle. 一只正在过马路的蜗牛被一只乌龟碾过。 Later at the hospital he regained consciousness and was asked what happened. 后来在医院蜗牛恢复了意识，被问起发生了什么事。 -
听笑话学英语:Three gorillas 三只猩猩
The first one was sick, the second was being a copycat and the third gave in to peer pressure. 第一只生病了，第二只盲目模仿，第三只屈服于同僚压力。 -
听笑话学英语:drink coffee 喝咖啡
One guy said to his doctor, "Every time I drink coffee, my right eye hurts a lot. 一个人对他的医生说每次我喝咖啡的时候，右眼都很痛。 -
听笑话学英语:intelligent dolphin 聪明的海豚
After just a few weeks in captivity, it can train humans to throw it fish. 只要几个星期的囚禁之后，它就可以训练人类扔鱼给它。 -
听笑话学英语:Only in the States 只有在美国
Only in the States can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 只有在美国，披萨到你家的速度比救护车快。 -
听笑话学英语:scorecard 记分卡
I remember once he had a hole-in-one and wrote down zero on his scorecard! 我记得他有一次一杆进洞，他的计分卡上却写着零分！ -
听笑话学英语:mailed photo 邮寄照片
A motorist received a picture of his car speeding and a $100 speeding ticket. 有个人收到一张他开车超速的照片，以及一张100美元的超速罚单。 -
听笑话学英语:fifty bucks 五十元
Tom said, "Give me the forty and you can owe me ten." 汤姆说：“给我那40元，算你欠我10元。” -
听笑话学英语:Two hunters 两个猎人
Two hunters met a giant bear in the forest, and one put his sneakers on right away. 两个猎人在森林里遇到一只大熊，其中一个马上穿上球鞋。 -
听笑话学英语:tourist 白宫的观光客
Do you know what Americans call a person in the White House who is intelligent, honest and modest? 你知道美国人知何称呼白官里聃明、诚实、谦虚的人吗？ -
听笑话学英语:bill 议案
She said, "What are we gonna do about the new abortion bill, sir?" 她说：“总统先生，关于新的堕胎议案(账单)我们该怎么做?” -
听笑话学英语:Election Day 选举日
"What is the holiday that comes after Halloween when you have turkey?" “万圣节前夕之后火鸡的那个节日叫什么？” -
听笑话学英语:the meaning of politics 政客的含义
"Poli" is a Latin term meaning "many" and "tics" are "bloodsucking creatures." “poli”是拉丁文，意思是“许多的”，“tics”的意思是“吸血动物”。 -
听笑话学英语:fairy tales 童话
He replied, "No，honey, some fairy tales begin with ' If elected I promise to improve everything'." 他回答：“不是，亲爱的，有些童话故事的开头是：‘如果我当选，我发誓改善一切’。”
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