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听笑话学英语:burglar 小偷
A man went to the police station to speak to a burglar. 有一个男人去警察局和一个小偷谈话。 -
听笑话学英语:divorce 离婚
I asked my friend why she wanted to divorce her husband. 我问我朋友为什么她要和丈夫离婚。 -
听笑话学英语:The Greatest Detective 最伟大的侦探
Do you know who the greatest detective in the world is? -
听笑话学英语:Wee Hours 凌晨
A man asked his doctor, "Doc, my wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" The doctor replied, " Try coming home at four in the morning!" -
听笑话学英语:Headache 头痛
A male panda bear told his wife, "What do you mean you have a headache? We're an endangered species." -
听笑话学英语:Excrcise 锻炼身体
Mrs. Smith couldn't get her husband to excrcisc. She asked Mrs. Jones what she should do. Mrs. Jones replied, "Tape the remote control between his toes." -
听笑话学英语:Unromantic 不解风情
A couple noticed some young people kissing passionately. The wife said，"Why can't you do that?" The man replied, "Honey, I don't know that girl yet!" -
听笑话学英语:Pack Up 打包
An excited husband yelled to his wife，"Pack up your things; I just won things; Ijust won the lottery! " -
听笑话学英语:Shake Hands 握手
A wife said this to her husband. "Honey, do you know how close I came to marrying Sam before I married you?" -
听笑话学英语:Husband 丈夫
A kid asked his mom, "Is it true? My teacher said in some aboriginal areas a woman doesn't know her husband until they marry." -
听笑话学英语:Break Up 分手
You'll never find anyone like me again! -
听笑话学英语:Smart 聪明
One woman said to another, "My daughter is so smart that she was walking at 7 months old! " -
听笑话学英语:Go to Dance 跳舞
At a party, a handsome man walked over to a girl and asked, "Are you going to dance?" -
听笑话学英语:Bachelor 单身汉
A bachelor joined a computer dating service. -
听笑话学英语:Kissing Fool 接吻高手
A boy liked to brag about how romantic he was.
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